Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
Q: What was the turkey suspected of?
A: Fowl play.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off!
So, are you smiling yet? Let's see if we can make it an even happier Thanksgiving.....
An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portions for dinner but, there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!" he exclaimed. His friends all wanted to know how it tasted. "I don't know." said the farmer. "I never could catch the thing!"
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| "I don't think it's gonna' work, Charlie." |
A: Because they never learned good table manners!
Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey, because he's already stuffed!
Q: What sound does a Turkey's phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!
Q: Why don't you let a turkey get near corn?
A: Because they will "gobble" it all up!
Q: What country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey!
Q: What's a turkey's favorate song?
A: I'm dreaming of a White Christmas.
Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
A: Goblet!
After Thanksgiving dinner was finished, Mort saw his little brother Sid in the backyard, poking holes in the dirt and filling them with birdseed.
"Why are you planting birdseed?" Mort asked.
"I'm growing next year's turkey." Sid replied.
Q: What did the 500 pound turkey say as he tramped through the woods?
A: Here, hunter, hunter, hunter!
We hope you have very safe and HAPPY Thanksgiving!
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